Running releases endorphins

just ask Zoey

I have never pissed in Zoey's cereal

I did have an accident on her switch

but she promised not to tell anyone

good for her.

@Mercury how many pins are in VGA?

Your mom.

So, Mercury is one of the 1.7% of women in Comp Sci? cool

I didn't say I was a woman.

he's not even CompSci

he's a guy waiting to be replaced with a Pajeet

RIP

Yeah no college for me. Worked my way up from the call center.

So no CompSci technically.

"Hello sir we are from the Mickrosoft company and you have a whyrus"

@Mercury you never answered

how much do you weigh

With or without your mom's cunt on top of me?

I would hope without, but if you want that dried up stanky thing that's up to you

You'll have to fight with Kevin for it though

@Mercury who hurt you?

meanwhile Cardi's on her secret sock puppet account crying her eyes out reading that

Cardi?

that's right I'm deadnaming you

you trannies get upset at that shit don't you?

Trannies?

I've always been a catboi

I hid under another name to escape oppression from bigots like you

and horny neckbeards like @Mercury

you should have stayed in the closet

You shouldn't have Internet in North Korea

North Korea has net

I was born this way @A. Spader

Yeah, and you think the Dearest leader is doing that or fucking his harem?

almost exclusively for the brave nethackers

Nethackers are trying to ascend

they don't get on the internet either

they play the game locally

for a second I was trying to work out what you meant by North Korea then I remembered my username this week 😄

ugh an aboriginal friend of mine posted some bullshit status about her sitting out the national anthem because it "doesn't reflect her culture" and that they should change the national anthem, just like they should change Australia day because some bullshit
she's one of my oldest friends but damn that pisses me off

the fuck is she talking about culture even she won't date aboriginals her kids are half white

Aboriginals make up a very small proportion of our population less than even Asians so if they change it to match her culture it wouldn't reflect mine or almost anyone else
it's not like there's even anything offensive to them in lyrics it's basically just how we're surrounded by sea and work hard and shit like that