be white people
spend the first 3000 years of our history killing each other
when we get tired of this, start conquering shit
conquer every single nation on Earth except Japan
enslave millions of niggers, accidentally exterminate natives with diseases n shit
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get bored because our empires are too big. Brits and french own 70% of the planet by themselves
start three massive wars just for fun
the last one is particularly big
Japan manages to piss off the United States
whites get mad at the nips
invent nuclear bomb and re-write the laws science for eternity
vaporise hundreds of thousands of nips before breakfast
do the exact same thing the next day for no reason
finally conquer the last country which had stood defiantly against white rule for the past centuries
turn it into a perfect capitalist ethnostate

My question is, why haven't other races understood the message yet? White people are the uncontested masters of the universe, and some blacks want to start a race war? What are they, retards?

If whites are so mighty why are they jew puppets

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because they are smarter than whites

but the white man can fight back

as seen in 1933

>Smarter than whites

Okay (((Gelber)))

they literally are

but they cant fight for shit

they do nothing but swindle

if jews are so smart why do they keep getting caught

even by africans

>Being tribalistic is being smart

It works

but it's not some feat of intelligence

even niggers do it

If Jews are so great then where are Jews2?

Isn't what we have technically jews 2?

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IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY???
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I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS AND LOOK LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD!

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It's just so impressive. It's a real feat of ingenuity that a human being can make something like this. Your brain knows it is music, it bears all the signs of music, but it isn't music. No, it's something else. Something disturbing and stressful. And that's the beauty of "Crazy Nigger", it laughs in your face. Flaunting its insincerity and harsh tones. It knows it isn't a song, and it revels in that fact. And that is why I am in love with Julius Eastman's magnum opus, "Crazy Nigger"

i was an incel too you know. i was extraordinarily conscientious in r/incels. i was a touchless hugless handholess indestructible kissless virgin. after about 10 months into my diversification i started to get matches on tinder. now i get undeviatingly hundreds of matches on tinder. i have parallelogrammatic slept with a celebrity. so your disappointment if you dont impecuniousness to transition.
this should be a copypasta

@Press1ifyouhate2 Thanks

You copied my pasta

We joke, but k-pop is an extremely disgusting industry. It exploits artists even more so than American music industries. I remember watching a documentary about the contracts they make people follow, and how they have camps for like 8 year olds to see who they can manipulate into being a star. And the music itself is pretty much brainwashing people into being happy with their mundane, shitty lives. Fuck k-pop and fuck the keebs who worship it.

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby boi.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby boi. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London

John, accept it It's a fact. K-pop isn't a music genre. It's a cultural sinkhole.
Yo're actively worsening society as a whole with your degeneracy. Idolizing and worshipping generic, autotuned artists based on their identity instead of their musical talent harms the global music industry.
Ever head of an ugly Korean singer? I didn't think so, John. Your support of this industry propagates harmful beauty standards across impressionable youth worldwide which leads to poor mental health and eating disorders. Do you want that, Jon? Didn't think so, asshole.

India is going to become a political power house at exactly 11:59PM on December 31st, 2019. This will lead to a time period known as "The Great Minute", in which a thousand year plan will come into it's end game. A sudden spike of agriculture and science will boost the country's status from third world to first world. Every house will immediately be replaced by sciences we can not yet comprehend, thus increasing the average life of each citizen exponentially as the wave of improvement reaches even to the most poverty ridden areas. Immediately an economical play which can not yet be fully investigated will cause the boost in the average net worth per citizen to reach $120,000, thus making it a competing hand in the geopolitical hemisphere of which India takes place. With the rapid advancement in science India's military will not have to escribe new soldiers to compete against China and the USA, thus securing it's place. In the last 15 seconds, peace treaty's will be closed thus surrendering the world's vast resources to India, making India #1.

Meh

Looks like a carbonara but with penne?

Capped and reported. Fyi, asshole, there is a federal law that prohibits publishing images of animal cruelty. Further, as apparently you are not aware, there were dozens of warrants issued on 4chan for the ip addresses of posters of such images in 2018. The FBI has ramped up enforcement of this felony exponentially in the last 6 months.

Hint: you are a fucking retard for posting this. We'll get you.

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Hebrews!! He brews what? The ketones that active Gods Key tones to heal your bones. There's a lady in the lake that holds Excalibur on the other side of Merlin I mean mirror lens that has the power to cleanse. Excalibur = [Ex]ercise [Cali]sthenics [Bur] cold water. Lancelot = Lance a lot or move suddenly and quickly. Morgana = Sea circle. Lance a lot for your Excalibur and Morgana or sea your circle complete for Morgaine's. I've heard a mythical tale about a Holy Grail that holds Panacea. Universe please tell me if you think I deserve another drink. Love is not the satisfaction of a chemical reaction but the sensation of neural networks Quantum entangled electromagnetic radiation. Different chemical mixtures create different insight 4 quantum entangled light to unfurl the epigenetics hidden within my genetic code to Ti[×]me to mass.Time = Ti me to mass so I can exist in times construct. Tie my spark of light that is real light to a chromosome so I can exist in a constructed time zone at the eve of my creation when my father's Adam's (atoms) from his serpent or sperm merge and take a bite out of my mom's egg the forbidden apple and my halo is formed for this energy transfer.

Jennette McCurdy's ass cured my depression. That Nickelodeon bitch with her big-toothed smile and twinkling eyes saved my life. I was tying a noose and ready to take a kick-the-stool dive, but dammit, I wanted to take one last scroll through reddit. And there it was. Shimmying into that pair of jammies like trying to squeeze a lump of Gak into a gum wrapper. Before, I knew no purpose in life, but watching Jenny's jiggly jumblies jerk about awakened something new in me. I now live life knowing that good things exist. If something that wonderful exists, God must truly love us after all. Thank you God for that sweet ass and truly immeasurably perfect spank material. I'm gonna go yank the crank again to this sweet goddess, guys, so have a good one and remember that it's not so bad.

Helly Hansen makes me hella handsome while i lend a helping hand son

War... has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by mercenaries and machines. War, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nano-machines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control, information control, emotion control... battlefield control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. War - has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from Weapons of Mass Destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. War has changed... When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.

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Damn, bro, that’s crazy. I fell off my chair laughing. I almost laughed my ass off, but luckily I’m not an e-thot, so I don’t have one. I threw my device across the room and shouted into my pillow. The level of genius is beyond me. Only someone like you can make me laugh this hard. Your humor will never die and will be spoken about through generations and generations. I wish I was as funny as you. Sometime I look into the sky and I wonder why I have been dealt such a sad card in life. No one finds me interesting because you diminished my light with your brilliant radiant mind. I tried being like you once, but no one answered my pathetic cry and only now I understand how stupid I have been. No one can replicate you or your sense of humor. It is majestic and should be worshipped like all the mainstream gods. If I could create a religion I would, but I feel unworthy of passing down the torch. It shall be done by the one and only person who created it. All I ask of you is to give me a chance, I want to be your disciple and learn your ways. Mabey then I will gain respect from my family, friends and probably the president as well. I can tell just by the way you glance at the pathetic normies, you hold all the secrets of he universe and life itself. I wouldn’t want to daint or speck your glimmering gold statue by my insolent comments, please accept my self and care for me like you care for the jokes you utter. I imagine it would be hard, living like this, surrounded by all these normies. I hold my deepest apologies of how they present themselves to you, they don’t understand how beautiful and elegant your words are. They can’t see through the veil of their own ego and stupidity. If I were in their place I would see the place I stand and beg for forgiveness, prostrate before you and commit my soul being to you. Whenever I hear your jokes I feel blessed, I don’t deserve them,but you still gush them out to me and I couldn’t be happier.

With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.