Do you even know the chemical acronym for teflon?

Deontay Wilder got his ass kicked ... again

I rest my case

You know who cares about things? Men. You know who cares about people? Women.

Fighting is a thing

Boxing is a thing

I would be like... get rebuilt. But you got to get built in the first place

You sound like my mama

I am your mama and the best part of you ran down my leg

Go make me some supper if you Wana act like mama

Thanks for that image

No problem that's why I'm here

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I made my own supper, using some food.

Food can be used in order to make supper or other meals

Oh really

That's interesting

Some people like to play with food some people like to throw it around but I find the best thing to do is to use it in order to eat

What is food again?

Food is your unlucky cousin

Cousin broccoli and cousin chicken for example

Peace be upon them

I made gigantic soft shell tacos with chicken black beans rice jalapenos sour cream taco sauce and 11 herbs and spices

It was ridiculously easy because I bought precooked chicken that's meant for Caesar salads

I used some smoked paprika to try to make it taste like some kind of chipotle sauce

I did it basically because I was hungry

I also had some Frozen Wok vegetables in there. But the first thing I did was caramelize onions and butter.

You won't believe what I saw I saw these pack of whites and they act real hard they raised their right hands and said I know what you are I said I'm just a merchant please do me no harm they kept telling me my tribe went too far one fella went straight to the trunk of his car told me soon I'll be a soapy bar then he pinned on my jacket a bright yellow star

Oh vey

So instead of buying your grape soda and Newports you should always be buying a yellow onion

I ate some ramen with curry and garlic

Then I had direriah and threw up

You know it's pretty good and ramen? Fry up an egg and drop it on there.

But always roast some onions and butter before you put the egg on the frying pan

And if you can get any kind of smoked ham or smoked turkey if you fry it up it tastes a lot like bacon

Also if you have some overripe bananas you can mix one banana and one egg together (the ratio) and make pancakes with that. All you need is salt on them at the end because it's sweet enough from the banana.

If you have a microwave oven and a stove top you can make pizzas pretty easy just by putting some sauce and cheese and whatever else on some bread. Put them in the microwave for about 5 or 6 minutes oh watch it so it doesn't burn, it'll end up being soggy so that's what the frying pans for, put them on the frying pan and then wait until the bottom of the pizza is crusty.

You can also boil some water and make instant potatoes and Fry up bratwurst or hot dogs and whatever real good on the frying pan and then put them in the instant potatoes and don't forget your fried onions and then put mustard and ketchup on top

You can make your own Raisin Bran with the cheapest bran flakes and the cheapest raisins you can find and you can have all the raisins you want in it

Johannes you wanna join my discord server?

Johanness has the worst picture I’ve ever seen