none of you guys are in Canada

Ee

and yeah

Canada

the agoge

Like they’d throw babies off cliffs if they weren’t good nuff

it was pretty brutal

tbh sparta was pretty gay

athens was cooler

Literally

It worked

Macedon was cool

Sparta has gay pedo teachers

Sparta controlled athens

but straight up

fuck the ptolomies

fuck ptolomy

fucking asshole

I like sparta

and fuck his cancerous dynasty

literally none of them learned Demotic or Coptic later on till Cleopatra

Ptolomy was the Grecian dynasty of Egypt?

and they subjugated native Egyptians for a while

Yeah

Later ones weren't as bad

🤷🏻‍♂️

Greeks set out to conquer

I like Greeks

Y’all nigs like Sparta n Macedon but not the real epic ancient city state E P I R U S

but

BUT

They literally caused us

They werent supposed to be nice

to get invaded by Persia

We hired a whole bunch of Greek mercenaries

and they decided to defect

to the Persian side

I’m sorry little one

so basically we had only light infantry left

well

it came back to bite you in the ass