Start prepping bois
41 deaths from I was told
I’m in the north far away from the bay so I’m fine for a while
But how do I not get infected?
I’m actually spooked now
Im in wa
Fuck
Don't breath air or make contact with infected people
Alameda is a 1 hour 15 minute drive from where I'm at so I'm good
And thank fully a local good will might be hiring so no more chink customers for me
I am going deep innawoods if that shit comes near me
Fuck man
Oh yeah that’s easy just don’t breath air, thanks backup
You're welcome
I haven’t gotten married yet, I haven’t watched drive! My short disappointing life will be snuffed out in an instant!
Am I just gonna grow fins?
And gills
No that's bad too
Bodily fluids transmit the virus too
The waters bad?
FUCK
Its airborne too
Kek
Tfw I'll die like Arthur morgan but without the yeehaw and no wife and child who died before me
We’re FUCKED, boys
Coughing and bodily fluids
Tfw I’m just gonna fuckin die outta nowhere
China what in the fuck did you tards create
Fuckin chinks man
No battle brothers, we must escape into the deep forests of Oregon where we will live amongst the trees
If it gets *really* bad then I’ll just ask out that girl I sorta like
And then kill shills and spill chinks
Man I don’t wanna die a virdge
Yeah I might either try getting with my tomboy co-worker or fuck my boss if shit gets bad
>she gives you chinkaids before you bang <:madlad:646974424565678090>
Jokes on you they ain't chinks
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The virus doesn't care if they're chinks or not
