There is a case of Coronavirus in my County

Not just in Britain, but in the specific county I live

fug rip my dude

Which means I'm likely to die

Because everyone in Britain is bluepille

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My family especially

They refuse to stock up on anything because It'S jUsT a FlU bRo

We need to get you to the states

at this point imma get snow goggles and a p100 respirator and a face guard so im fucked

I tell them about how flu killed more people than both world wars in the span of 2 years, dont care

We're so fucked

the day of the pillow is here, corona will eradicate boomers

then leave your family if there being retards

and go where?

save your self

Bitch you make it sound so easy

fuckin anywhere

Leave my family, my only home, and go where?

To America

The corona-ridden streets of my homeland

The land of butter

the welsh or scottish mountains

to america the land of diabetes

that too

I can't

just

leave

then rip

Y not

take your butterknife with you

Because I can't

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you'll need something to hunt with

You know how things are here

Say I leave, what then

Ill tell you waht

My parents call the police who go and hunt "The mentally ill teenager that left to join right wing death squads"

Say I go to the colonies

The UK will collapse regardless if you stay or leave