Yeah its not a good spoop unless someones getting slashed

Good point, those are always far and few between.

One of my favorites is some broad staying in a new house hearing the original tenant just dipped without a trace hears shit in the addict looks up there finds human long bones femur. Arm bones etc

Calls the police said theyd be over first thing in the morning I think kinda drwwing from memory

But shes chilling later when she hears to addict ladder drop down

Sees ya boi windigo thing and it fucking lunges and jsut takes a bite out of her shoulder

After that it scurried away and she noped off to the hospital and they found who those bones belonged too

Though ill.admit its always interesting to hear th3 encounters but it just loses its touch kinda like seeing a great white while in a cage need some action for it to be scary

Which is why I always implore people to get out and go noping with the strap and really poke the bear on these types of things within reason

Besides whats a story without a good scar

Thats a funny rabbit hole

Hmm

You certainly have my attention

Does that explain the Carboniferous period?

it's bunk. down that same rabbit hole you'll run into flat earth and people claiming geological features are the remains of giants.

before there were plants all over the surface it was covered in fungus

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/long-before-trees-overtook-the-land-earth-was-covered-by-giant-mushrooms-13709647/

hence why the best solution for terraforming currently is by using mushrooms to do it

>giant mushrooms

How giant?

Tree sized?

Oh

Fuck I'm retarded

But damn

That's huge

Oh yeah, a dumb rabbit hole but funny. Yeah the early trees were just big ferns.

"Pollen? Naw dog, we use spores!"

I don't think such giant mushrooms are possible

Too big to sustain their weight

they've found fossils of them

imagine the spores that it can produce

Don't think I believe that tbh

Giant mushrooms still exist, but they're underground, beneath the forest

What would be the point of a tree sized mushroom?

birch trees are huge organisms

They're all one plant, spread out but not nearly as large as a singular fungus entity

I thought that was Pando

Just Pando

yeah, pando is cool as shit.

@PowerElephant what was the point of crane sized lizards?