Message from @Desert_Ranger

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2020-03-04 06:30:37 UTC  

<:okboomer:645448756539424778>

2020-03-04 06:33:09 UTC  

i was on my family's farm, it was night and my mother left me to take care of the house, i was feeling very fucking depressed so i just cracked a bottle by the half of liquor, and stood on the front bedroom watching shit and drinking

2020-03-04 06:35:02 UTC  

everything was alright but i started hearing something outside the window, our porch is solid smoothed concrete

2020-03-04 06:35:20 UTC  

and i could hear hooves walking on it

2020-03-04 06:36:19 UTC  

some people told me that perhaps it was just a donkey or cow but

2020-03-04 06:38:01 UTC  

a little detail that i just forgot at the time was: the door to the "barn" were closed tight as always

2020-03-04 06:39:44 UTC  

i heard it so close to the window, i wanted to freak out but i remembered the shit i read on places like this

2020-03-04 06:39:57 UTC  

panicking perhaps would be worse

2020-03-04 06:40:24 UTC  

i still feel kinda fucking disturbed by it tho

2020-03-04 06:40:52 UTC  

How often were the hooves?

2020-03-04 06:41:17 UTC  

thats the part that i think you will not believe me

2020-03-04 06:41:21 UTC  

Like *thunk thunk, thunk thunk* or *thunk thunk thunk, thunk thunk thunk*?

2020-03-04 06:41:31 UTC  

it wasn't regular taptap taptap

2020-03-04 06:41:36 UTC  

it was like

2020-03-04 06:41:44 UTC  

tap tap. tap tap

2020-03-04 06:41:56 UTC  

So like spaced out?

2020-03-04 06:42:00 UTC  

like bipedal

2020-03-04 06:42:07 UTC  

Oh

2020-03-04 06:42:09 UTC  

Oof

2020-03-04 06:42:10 UTC  

Uh

2020-03-04 06:43:16 UTC  

i never heard any national folklore about hooved bipedal creatures on my country so

2020-03-04 06:43:33 UTC  

chances are: it was bandits or...

2020-03-04 06:43:36 UTC  

Where u lib boi

2020-03-04 06:43:44 UTC  

south america

2020-03-04 06:43:53 UTC  

Brazil?

2020-03-04 06:43:58 UTC  

sadly yes

2020-03-04 06:44:02 UTC  

Shit dude

2020-03-04 06:44:06 UTC  

There's a Brazilian here

2020-03-04 06:44:15 UTC  

not the most jungly part tho

2020-03-04 06:44:21 UTC  

He had an encounter with the Mapinguari or somethin

2020-03-04 06:44:33 UTC  

northeast brazil aka WASTELAND

2020-03-04 06:44:38 UTC  

F

2020-03-04 06:44:52 UTC  

it dry and barren here

2020-03-04 06:45:30 UTC  

and one thing that makes me concerned about my mother safety on that farm is

2020-03-04 06:46:00 UTC  

wheatever it was stalker or cryptid

2020-03-04 06:46:12 UTC  

it killed many dogs in the past

2020-03-04 06:47:06 UTC  

2 dogs were shot so we kinda chalked it to bandits trying to remove anything tjat would make a robbery hard but

2020-03-04 06:47:24 UTC  

one dog was completely fucking mangled

2020-03-04 06:48:05 UTC  

im talking about smashed cranium, stomach slashed open and eaten

2020-03-04 06:48:26 UTC  

Nigga

2020-03-04 06:48:30 UTC  

Twas lucifer