2 dogs were shot so we kinda chalked it to bandits trying to remove anything tjat would make a robbery hard but

one dog was completely fucking mangled

im talking about smashed cranium, stomach slashed open and eaten

Nigga

Twas lucifer

Shoulda cracked a cold one with him

Hes a good lad once you get to know him

it was not cold... sadly

So it was alive

The whole time

Nigga chill with the devil

@Panzerϟϟchreck Berb The whole point of Lucifer is that his human incarnate is devilishly persuasive and cunning

If youre not a sinner he ll just chill with you

what kind of level of sin we are talking here

7 deadly?

because i sorta lost my faith with the years

Invite him in

If you become frens with him now youll have an easier time in hell

It's supposed to be as a lure

well, i'd rather not

Don't believe him brother @Desert_Ranger

Reclaim your faith

Nah mate

nah dude, if any god existsnhe certainly hates me

Only catch is that you gotta win a fiddle duel against him

makes me being born on a F-grade shithole

In return youll get a golden fiddle

with the worst of the lucks

lel

Bake some weed brownies for old lucy boy

Aint called the devils lettuce for nuffin

demons ain't shit but hoes and tricks

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Chilling with a demon doesnt equate to sinning

should i try an angel summoning ritual? see if it works and perhaps if they will instakill me or show me how i was wrong and repent?

The thing is that you cannot defeat him @Panzerϟϟchreck Berb

Yeah i can

I lil old johnny can

Then so can i

I highly doubt it

You want proof?