Message from @Corinthian
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You know what, remember how I was talking about getting a custom morale patch in <#467541228465029140>? I have an idea. What if I get one with the dildo creatures from Spore on it?
Also @Deleted User and @Tersheus did you know that they are real? Yes, they are real. "The Dildo Empire" of Spore is in reality the Urechis unicinctus (aka the penis fish).
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you got me going again <:KEK:465443054254424065>
I told you, they're as real as you and me.
this is insane!
i've never seen these things before
Me: Getting it on with the Urechesis unicinctus
Everyone in Petco:
Oh
That's κ°λΆ
Koreans eat them
wow
do they say no homo before
We don't care about what other people think
So no
We don't say no homo before
Also we serve them raw
We chop them raw and eat them raw
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my fucking stomach
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what the fuck
They have their own anime.
Fucking Japan
Why are you keep posting pictures of sea penises
@Corinthian I want you to be educated about this particular topic.
Dude we eat them
I know, and someday when they grow legs and become sentient they will eat us.
We eat sea penises raw what do you want from me
No they ain't
Anything is possible @Corinthian, even creating an entire planet of dildo monsters both in Spore and here on Earth.