Id rather be friends with furries than be friends with bronies

Oh you all were cutting out like crazy for me

Dont have a mic my dude

What is up, humans of the inter-web?

penis

Dude I'm in a Spore discord server.

I've found my brethren.

After all these years.

hahahaha

I am Mark Zuckerberg of the reptilian council. You mongoloid humans will be no more.

Mark Zuckerberg you filthy communist it's time to pay for your sins

Behold the Urechis unicinctus

Dickworm

I've already downloaded your personal information, you stand no chance.

Hah, an excuse to use 1% of my power

I have rigged your computer-phone to self destruct via the Facebooks

@Deleted User

you cannot stop the 5' tall walking penis monsters zucc

you just cant

Yes i can, for i have activated the napalm drones, you see.

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fugg

napalm, son, is lotas fun
if shot from a gun or dropped from a bomb
it gets the gooks when they're on the run

You are wasting your time mongols

Oh really, is that so?

Yes

I do not fear you God

you are too late zucc, we have our fallschirmjager sniper positioned where you wont find him ,aiming at your robot lizard head

good bye

You forget, Mark. I don't even need to use 0.001% of my power to destroy and recreate the universe tenfold.

We have congress on our side lizard man

dont try us

You forgot about the reserves of oil you had didn’t you mark?

and the WMD's bush

*invades facebookistan*

looks like you're clapped now lizard boy

MY TITANIUM CRANIUM IS INDESTRUCTIBLE. AND I DO NOT REQUIRE A UNIVERSE TO EXIST, UNLIKE YOU CHINGACHGOOK FOOKS

you have the FSB ,ATF, Congress, Waffen SS, The Fallschirmjager, Dubya Bush, Shaggy, the spore penis monsters, and Israel against you

Those who do not live in a universe, still live in a plain of realm, Mark.

I can simply delete your existence and any memories of you and replace you with an even better person if I need to.