And I'm the dick

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It's ok to feel like a doomer sometimes

It happens to the best of us

I stuggle pretty bad

I'm about to get charged with assault because some rich kid picked a fight with me over nothing

And I'm probably not gonna see my gf ever again

So not only is my future ruined

But the present is too

So I see absolutely no reason to even be here

I'm just hope sometime soon I just slip

Nothing spectacular like getting hit by a car

Just fucking slip on the ice in this shithole country

And die of a fucking brain bleed

Can I ask you a few things about the fight?

Fuck it

Sure

Where was the fight?

Was it somewhere like an alley? Or was it where people could have witnessed it?

It was in a bus

But none of that matters

Was the bus occupied with people?

There was one detail no one really remembered well

He's saying I tried to kick him offensively

When really I was just tryna push him away cause he was going in for seconds

I'm guessing that Canadian law is similar enough to United States law, correct?

Something like that

So they've forgotten a detail, but they know he was the instigator right?

Because you specified he was going in "for seconds" which means the altercation occurred before you pushed him.

None of that will matter

His parents will hire Orillia's best and find some fucking detail

Some fucking loophole

And I'll be charged

This kid's parents got him an iPhone x and airpods, a new fucking Tommy Hilfiger jacket every fucking nanosecond

He's a fucking rich kid

Daddy will get him off scot free

I'm fucked

You could be the richest man in the world and still lose a case.

What matters is confidence

You need to convince the jury that you're innocent

But you cannot lie