how to summon a mulatto succubus - put oreos in your foreskin

works every time

how long is his foreskin

oreos are like 1 inch and a half in diameter

As we all know this is the best way to summon a mulatto succubus

Put 🇫in chat for those without foreskin to summon mulatto succubus

lets make a thread on x, but we need to fill it with bullshit rituals like this

so time to brainstorm

Drink the piss of a pregnant Fox to summon a demon who could help with some arbitrary problem in life

it is to assure a safe abortion for a close one

eat 3 raw chicken eggs every day for a week to help with constipation

fuck a hamster every day for a month to grow a nice beard. if the hamster perishes to your cock you must start anew.

XD

Snort the residue left behind in a chocolate milk glass for a boost in intelligence

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find a remote clearing in the woods, eat 6 turkey feathers, and bite the head off of a live ferret, and scream at the top of your lungs until you cough. now you will have a 25 to 50% chance at being visited by an owlman.

that shit is what makes x both great and hella gay

Create a mixture of rabbit semen, cat pussy juice, sugar, rosemary, peanut oil, and egg whites, if consumed you may gain the ability to hear spirits

yes

If you combine anal sweat, period blood, and worm juice, you will be a few steps closer to opening your third eye

thats how the mafia works

Indeed

create a mixture of white phosphorus, slavshit camo, an adidas logo, copious ammounts of vodka, questionable hentai, girls und panzer, babyshit fals, stale nugget memes, and squatting, you have a 2-5% chance of being visited by the guy that gased himself or the guy with the rebreather.

Kek

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Girls und panzer is fucking gay

mix ammonia with bleach and you will be able to see ghosts

It is literally just a fan service for sweaty fat neck beard tankfappers to jerk it to

i watched a couple episodes and got bored of it

Don’t get me wrong

Tanks are cool

it sshit

And they play a pivotal role

idk it was kinda funny/cool i guess

But making an anime plot revolving around 13 year old schoolgirls blasting away at each other with ancient pieces of military tech without anyone dying is dumb

yeah but still

its waifu material and tanks

>waifu material

Again they’re all underage

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Its literally just occulus rift history homework