I’m actually going back to Australia in a few months to visit me dad

SO ITS SHRIMP <:GWfroggerHyperXD:399972553524903938>

But also prawn.

Kek tf?

They mainly eat prawns in Australia

we call them prawns

for some reason people think we call them shrimp

Dumbass poofs

Prawns and Shrimp are 2 different animals you ***CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS***

Fuck off poofta

god i wish this was me

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fucking pooftas

India looks like bigger Texas.

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Greater Australia @RUSE

Greater Australia when

when are we going to increase our defense budget and just annex all these shitty island states around us

Thiccstralia.

extra T H I C C

>Australia annexes the islands around them
>creates massive military installations on them
>becomes the next world power

australian supplies alcohol to the united states, circa 1930

@RUSE that’s my phone lock screen kek

lul

i'm still mildly upset at the australian navy

for the new destroyer class they had a choice between the american arleigh burke and some spanish design

american arleigh burke had literally double the missiles, range, helicopter carrying capacity than spanish design

but they decided to build the spanish design for the same price it would've cost them to just commission some american shipbuilders to build us some arleigh burkes

(and they could've afforded an extra ship if they had gone with the burke rather than spanish shit)

Niggle me this bat man, what accounts for only 13% but makes up 50%

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The amount of niggers that committed suicide in the revolution?

Fokken aussies

I’ve been doing this every Friday and the book store still hasn’t caught me

Ek hou nie die aussies nie

Too much shitposting

And flying spiders