Message from @Duke of Txtspeak

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2019-03-09 16:07:38 UTC  

Two kings, each had a veto over the other

2019-03-09 16:07:55 UTC  

And there was also a council of aristocrats who had the power to basically impeach a king if they fucked up too badly

2019-03-09 16:08:04 UTC  

Now this shit was NOT representative

2019-03-09 16:08:08 UTC  

This wasnt Athens

2019-03-09 16:08:10 UTC  

But it was there

2019-03-09 16:08:28 UTC  

to be fair though, slaves weren't really uncommon back then

2019-03-09 16:08:50 UTC  

Yeah, but the Spartans had a LOT of slaves

2019-03-09 16:09:15 UTC  

Like, there was 7 slaves for every spartan by the time of the Persian invasion

2019-03-09 16:10:54 UTC  

yeah, i'm not saying they are absolved of any wrong doing.

2019-03-09 16:12:19 UTC  

The spartans defending the pass didn't even win, but they put up a good enough fight anway.

2019-03-09 16:12:29 UTC  

||movie spoilers||

2019-03-09 16:13:14 UTC  

persian invasion was pretty close to the end of the greek empire, yeah?

2019-03-09 16:13:25 UTC  

Funnily enough there is actually a bottomless hole as featured in the movie there in greece

2019-03-09 16:13:48 UTC  

*The economy* <:HONK:550452055140204554>

2019-03-09 16:13:52 UTC  

Here's something interesting

2019-03-09 16:13:58 UTC  

That scene where they throw the persians down

2019-03-09 16:14:01 UTC  

Did actually happen

2019-03-09 16:14:02 UTC  

But

2019-03-09 16:14:09 UTC  

It did not happen in Sparta

2019-03-09 16:14:13 UTC  

It happened in athens

2019-03-09 16:14:29 UTC  

Athenian politicians got so pissed, they threw the Persian envoys into a well

2019-03-09 16:14:39 UTC  

All good stories are exaggerations of the truth

2019-03-09 16:14:55 UTC  

If they weren't they'd be documentaries.

2019-03-09 16:15:02 UTC  

Or least biographies

2019-03-09 16:15:07 UTC  

Would've kinda sucked if it was the athenians doing it in the movie

2019-03-09 16:15:07 UTC  

even those are little bit fucky in parts

2019-03-09 16:15:15 UTC  

Athenians were low energy

2019-03-09 16:15:33 UTC  

Still needed time to power up on eating gyro's

2019-03-09 16:15:40 UTC  

The Spartans were always ready.

2019-03-09 16:15:44 UTC  

I'd disagree, they were basically the Soviets of the ancient world

2019-03-09 16:15:54 UTC  

lel

2019-03-09 16:16:02 UTC  

I mean, the whole invasion happened because Atheniens were trying to spread democracy to some cities under persian control

2019-03-09 16:16:13 UTC  

Much like the soviets tried to spread communism

2019-03-09 16:16:37 UTC  

And they scared the shit out of Sparta and Persia

2019-03-09 16:19:54 UTC  

unlike my hate and resentment of prequel video games that occur before a film, i actually am a big fan of historical action films

2019-03-09 16:22:37 UTC  

wherein the former, you're usually some overpowered badass and only lose because of fucking cut scenes that invalidate any and all effort on the players behalf. like having an impossible boss that you can defeat through gameplay, but a following cutscene has you get stabbed or something cause of 'muh continuity'

2019-03-09 16:25:07 UTC  

with the latter, i usually know the outcome of historical films, so it's not me deciding the fate of the characters. Even knowing they'll lose in the end, it's still great to see a defiant last stand against history

2019-03-09 16:26:03 UTC  

while not exactly a historically accurate film, the last samurai did that sort of thing, and it was pretty fucking awesome

2019-03-09 16:27:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463623825947361281/553977220260167680/image0.jpg

2019-03-09 16:28:03 UTC  

speaking of the last samurai, it was the first film i saw in a theatre

2019-03-09 16:28:39 UTC  

Tht was an awesome film man