Polycuck

Poly never works

never involving myself with one again

Wait how do you know?

@ghostshark

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Polycucking. God I want to find this dude and hit him till he hits back. Scream at him to grow a damn spine. People like that piss me off.

From what I’ve seen poly relationships always have some underlying drama and jealousy

Poly is so god damn stupid. You can't love yourself so you gotta fill your sexual needs with other partners but want some one to love you unconditionally.

Milk

At a bar?

A nightclub

.... what

“Chocolate martini”

🤔

Considering the amount of crazy concoctions you can come up with I won't even question it.

But martini is literally 2 ingredients.

Whenever someone thanks you for the drink you should say “no problem its my job as the bartender at this fine facility”

Shots are for night clubs

Fast drinks are for night clubs.

Anything else is just weird

Not really

Unless you're trashy

Or poor

It’ll ooze bartender charm

@ghostshark I just nod.

You can tell none of those people have set foot near a bar lmao

Most losers haven't.

umu

Also, no milk

At most cream

Poly is just code for being a cuckold fags

Also degeneracy.

I think the bartender is a shitposter