Man just try pickled cucumbers on pizza, cheese and pickled cucumber goes real well and it smells fresh

@Duke of Txtspeak go back to eating shitty unseasoned shit you call food you island monky

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i bet you don't properly cook your pork

fucking british niggers

Black Pudding, mmm

You should see what my family does to Pizzas...

>Implying they eat pork

Nigga boomerangs, I call them

how do you fuck up pizza

Burn it

👀

Undercook it

My family

do those fuckers not use a stone

thats how you fuck up Pizza

My family

I grew up mostly eating potatoes and charcoal of burnt dinners.

Too much of too little of something like sauce or cheese

guys i have a pro cooking tip

The british are very forgetful when cooking food.

uh yeah what do you need

you know the pork is good when you see the tapeworm cysts in it

jk

Tapeworms are extra protien

Who’s that British hag who makes cooking videos despite not being able to cook for shit

Just pour diet coke over em

*several people are typing*

what happened to cook

Its not under NSFW for food porn

@TheBobinator yer mum

you would be suprised by the things brits do with kitchen supplies

Cunt

ever heard of bovril?

a type of beef stock for cooking

guess what brits do with it

>Be me
>Be Britbong

What do we do with it?

>Don't know

ok

brew up a mug of hot water in the kettle