Message from @W A T E R

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2019-03-28 21:29:21 UTC  

I used to do enemas to old people

2019-03-28 21:29:25 UTC  

When I was in ER

2019-03-28 21:29:28 UTC  

(by eating away at your nervous system)

2019-03-28 21:29:48 UTC  

Because nurses couldn't do it for some reason

2019-03-28 21:30:05 UTC  

*didnt want to

2019-03-28 21:30:10 UTC  

^

2019-03-28 21:31:23 UTC  

ITT we discuss trendy new health enemas

2019-03-28 21:31:55 UTC  

Fun times

2019-03-28 21:32:13 UTC  

Half of them couldn't keep it to themselves

2019-03-28 21:32:24 UTC  

Because of whole 'being old' nonesense

2019-03-28 21:33:56 UTC  

i remember hearing about some woman doing a fucking black coffee enema

2019-03-28 21:34:18 UTC  

i think it was literally the same one from those le funny overly attached girlfriend memes

2019-03-28 21:34:26 UTC  

Turkish 'Up'

2019-03-28 21:34:38 UTC  

<:deepfry:557778579828768770>

2019-03-28 21:34:44 UTC  

Guy was lifted 13 feet into the air

2019-03-28 21:37:07 UTC  

[insert ratatouille theme]

2019-03-28 21:42:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463623825947361281/560941775351709712/56255523_261377084805027_9022021556246675456_n.png

2019-03-28 21:47:02 UTC  

WAIT A MINUTE!

2019-03-28 21:47:21 UTC  

HE CAN'T ROB A BANK WITH A SPOON

2019-03-28 21:47:31 UTC  

I THOUGHT THEY WERE ILLEGAL!

2019-03-28 21:48:10 UTC  

WHAT A CONTEMPTIBLE MADMAN I BET HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A LOICENSE

2019-03-28 21:52:33 UTC  

when the 3% maori genes kick in

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463623825947361281/560944343683432448/SPOILER_1553808586046.png

2019-03-28 21:53:52 UTC  

<:uhhh:550156952534253588>

2019-03-28 21:53:54 UTC  

<:yikes:550156991583092756>

2019-03-28 21:53:56 UTC  

<:yikes2:550156979419480095>

2019-03-28 21:56:24 UTC  

I knew a guy who did that

2019-03-28 21:56:32 UTC  

Was some family tradition

2019-03-28 21:56:42 UTC  

But he was like 13 or 14 at the time

2019-03-28 21:56:52 UTC  

Not 8

2019-03-28 21:57:44 UTC  

Tbqh if i ever went on a carnivore diet i wouldn't mind shooting a dear and eating it's heart

2019-03-28 21:57:49 UTC  

ya know

2019-03-28 21:58:02 UTC  

You vegan?

2019-03-28 21:58:03 UTC  

just to dab on the libtards<:IntenseDaberoni:556699256283594754>

2019-03-28 21:58:09 UTC  

nah lad

2019-03-28 21:58:17 UTC  

Oh you said carnivore

2019-03-28 21:58:20 UTC  

Nvm

2019-03-28 21:58:34 UTC  

am on the junk food doomer diet atm

2019-03-28 21:58:52 UTC  

probably gonna try and get /fit/ over the summer

2019-03-28 22:01:46 UTC  

Lmao