https://video.dailymail.co.uk/preview/mol/2019/03/28/1372324442508643646/636x382_MP4_1372324442508643646.mp4

i think it was literally the same one from those le funny overly attached girlfriend memes

Turkish 'Up'

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Guy was lifted 13 feet into the air

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6860019/Turkish-man-lifted-13ft-cafe-umbrella-blows-away-holding-it.html

[insert ratatouille theme]

WAIT A MINUTE!

HE CAN'T ROB A BANK WITH A SPOON

I THOUGHT THEY WERE ILLEGAL!

WHAT A CONTEMPTIBLE MADMAN I BET HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A LOICENSE

when the 3% maori genes kick in

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I knew a guy who did that

Was some family tradition

But he was like 13 or 14 at the time

Not 8

Tbqh if i ever went on a carnivore diet i wouldn't mind shooting a dear and eating it's heart

ya know

You vegan?

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nah lad

Oh you said carnivore

Nvm

am on the junk food doomer diet atm

probably gonna try and get /fit/ over the summer

Lmao

/fit/

If you give up there's whole new horizon open for ya

what u mean lad?

Giving up on getting /fit/

You know

ah right

i thought you were gonna make a joke about /fit/ being gay

Oh

am no a faggot

I was on about whole living gets easier except for

You know danger of heart attack and everything