Message from @Corinthian

Discord ID: 560938144762167298


2019-03-28 21:20:02 UTC  

Tapeworms are extra protien

2019-03-28 21:20:06 UTC  

Who’s that British hag who makes cooking videos despite not being able to cook for shit

2019-03-28 21:20:07 UTC  

Just pour diet coke over em

2019-03-28 21:20:09 UTC  

*several people are typing*

2019-03-28 21:20:19 UTC  

what happened to cook

2019-03-28 21:20:38 UTC  

Its not under NSFW for food porn

2019-03-28 21:21:39 UTC  
2019-03-28 21:23:22 UTC  

you would be suprised by the things brits do with kitchen supplies

2019-03-28 21:23:27 UTC  

Cunt

2019-03-28 21:23:32 UTC  

ever heard of bovril?

2019-03-28 21:24:56 UTC  

a type of beef stock for cooking

2019-03-28 21:25:24 UTC  

guess what brits do with it

2019-03-28 21:26:30 UTC  

>Be me
>Be Britbong

2019-03-28 21:26:34 UTC  

What do we do with it?

2019-03-28 21:26:40 UTC  

>Don't know

2019-03-28 21:26:58 UTC  

ok

2019-03-28 21:27:28 UTC  

brew up a mug of hot water in the kettle

2019-03-28 21:27:39 UTC  

and mix a spoonful or two of bovril with it

2019-03-28 21:27:47 UTC  

then drink it

2019-03-28 21:27:50 UTC  

Yeah they better get some good gears to keep up with others

2019-03-28 21:27:55 UTC  

Focking 'ell

2019-03-28 21:28:05 UTC  

pretty noice actually

2019-03-28 21:28:10 UTC  

That’s not as bad as I thought

2019-03-28 21:28:21 UTC  

I’d thought they’d do like enemas with it

2019-03-28 21:29:02 UTC  

People that try enemas should really try this cool new one using a chemical called HF

2019-03-28 21:29:14 UTC  

Based

2019-03-28 21:29:14 UTC  

I heard it really stops pain

2019-03-28 21:29:21 UTC  

I used to do enemas to old people

2019-03-28 21:29:25 UTC  

When I was in ER

2019-03-28 21:29:28 UTC  

(by eating away at your nervous system)

2019-03-28 21:29:48 UTC  

Because nurses couldn't do it for some reason

2019-03-28 21:30:05 UTC  

*didnt want to

2019-03-28 21:30:10 UTC  

^

2019-03-28 21:31:23 UTC  

ITT we discuss trendy new health enemas

2019-03-28 21:31:55 UTC  

Fun times

2019-03-28 21:32:13 UTC  

Half of them couldn't keep it to themselves

2019-03-28 21:32:24 UTC  

Because of whole 'being old' nonesense

2019-03-28 21:33:56 UTC  

i remember hearing about some woman doing a fucking black coffee enema

2019-03-28 21:34:18 UTC  

i think it was literally the same one from those le funny overly attached girlfriend memes

2019-03-28 21:34:26 UTC  

Turkish 'Up'