If for whatever reason you decided to abandon Fattenheit

Skip Celcius

why

Go straight to Kelvin

It's a bitch changing measurement systems once, (Trust me, we tried switching to KM here and gave up because fuck that)

Let alone twice

but why use kelvin

Because it starts at absolute 0

for the average person it's even more retarded than fahrenheit

0 in Kelvin is absolute 0

i know

It means there's no negative bullshit

celsius scale is the best for average usage

like who the fuck is going to experience temperatures below -50 degrees celsius

Siberia blyat

not even siberians

I once asked who would get above 50 degrees celcius

And it's just like:

Israel lol

Not even joking

sahara niggers

Places in the middle east get 50+

I bet you siberia goes below -50

but you literally have to live in the antarctica to realistically get below -50

What the FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

THIS SHIT IS likE a FUCKING Rock

SO MUCH FuckING effort FOR 3 LITTLE PEBBLE LOOKING ITCHES

what

and is your caps lock broken or what the fuck are you doing

This nigger got rocks under his skin?

this nigger is a martian

Okay

So I've been tryna take a shit, and so it took so much effort and hurt a bit and I only shat out 3 fucking bon bon looking shits.

They're like eggs.

tryna

Tryna

Nigga is shitting out spikes <:KEK:465443054254424065>

nigger slang @Deleted User

Not if we take it from them.

<:HONK:550452055140204554>

"cuz we wuz just tryna pop a cap in da whiteys cracka' ass"