I have to be...

your not the only retard here,retard

Tbf you're the last "true retard" now that derek is gone

Kek

@Pigeonhunter Watch your mouth or I’ll kiss it

@noobypropmaker I’m not “truly retarded” I just put up a front to make fun of myself, and the difference between Derek and I is that I don’t sperg threatening to kill people or have sexual fantasies about people’s wives from this server lol

.img woah take it easy man

Now honestly, I think Derek should’ve gotten at least another strike, 2 more at most

I would’ve liked to see him sperg more lol

derek is the king of retards,the god of the tards

Derek was the final tard this server had to face in order to truly bring peace kek

Templar do you have that screen grab of him talking about filling the girl with his seed or something lol

I think, there's like multiple of that shit

jesus christ man,if a kid had a dad like that

I bet

You gotta be specific here

He said like “fill her oven with” and I forgot the rest

He was talking about the girl at his work who’s 20

>pasta derekalaric

That makes it all the better. She is young, has a clear face, she likes video games, and she would feel so good in so many ways.

i mean derek should stick his dick in an oven,and not a woman

Holy shit Turkey

I just thought of something

Derek is a liability and it's only a matter of time he gets fired from his job for sexual harassment

Kek

Y’all know those hand warmers they sell at gas stations? What if a man takes those, outs them on his dick, and fucks a girl after taking it off

Like would that feel good for the girl? Warm dick?

I mean a mans dick is already warm

I don’t think so

i mean i like warm stuff,im from texas after all,so i feel like a warmer dick would feel nice

But i wonder what cold pussy would feel like

>cold dick

Room temperature dick

But like

We can make condoms that warm the dick and you use it while having sex

Or

If you want to go bareback, you can apply a hand warmer type thing, take it off, and go to poundtown

electric condoms would be crazy expensive,im assuming thats how you warm the dick up

Boys

We can make some money