My boss is this dude with like 20 years martial arts experience
He'd just crumple my bf into a ball and dunk him in the trash

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<:oof:485621204925939722>

My dick is a popsicle right now

Lick it

Cant

To cold to bend down

idk maybe its tasty

Suck it

Bend it

Twist it

Turn it

bop it

Bop it

Pull it

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

We sellin bop its

Aren't dicks the original bop its?

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

go upside down and suck it

Hehe

Legit think if I just play bop it with a peen it might just work

BOP IT
BOP IT
BOP IT
BOP IT

There ARE dudes into that I'm pretty sure

@BrotherCactus
Instructions not clear. Opened a time paradox.

I have this mental image of a bundled up man with a frozen chode driving around a forklift on a dock with suspicious stains everywhere

<:coomer:642576259653697585>

Minus the stains you'd be right.... also I'm just in Jean's a hoodie and coat

Boots
Wool socks

One glove
Another glove with holes everwhere

And a ski hat

Get new gloves

And a heavier coat

Or jacket

Sure I'll just do that while I'm on the clock lol

https://www.amazon.com/MCTi-Waterproof-Snowboard-Thinsulate-Leather/dp/B07BJ8X6T1

How 'bout you stop being a retard and take care of yourself?

And prepare for shit before it happens

Kek with what money?

> How 'bout you stop being a retard and take care of yourself?

If only you knew how bad things were <:fren:642720457073885197>

Suck it
Twist it
Jerk it
Ride it
Swallow it @SheepTeeth