Unfortunately

All I've lived with are Rottweilers

Get a Samoyed

They're awesome

Failing that, German shep

Samoyeds are quite expensive.

Rottweilers are aight. They're clumsy as fuck, but act like big babies.

Oh shit nevermind, guess that's Malamutes.

Yeah get a Samoyed.

Or if you want, get a Samoyed German Shepherd mix.

Smart stronk floof

German sheps are so cool

They're fluffy as heck, but they're also trainable as heck

Floofy dogs take lots of work.

So if your family decides they want a guard dog, they can do that too

Well, I'm going off on a night hike in about 40 minutes

Scrotus

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@Duke of Txtspeak Actually, big dogs aren't that great for guard dogs.

😨

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I know they're not that agile

But as long as they can bark

You'd get a small ass dog that barks a fuck ton

But they'll bark at everything

Yes

How u tell the difference between a car going past and a burglar breaking in?

dog's an alarm

Aight.

My dogs are afraid of loud cars

oof...

@Dᴀᴅᴅʏ Cʜᴜɴɢʟᴇ

This is supposedly what a German Shepherd mixed with a Samoyed looks like

Big floof

Big smort

But if we have a stranger visiting, they go apeshit.

Big stronk

>daily

that's clever