Message from @Duke of Txtspeak
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Fuck
.urban cummin
.urban ricer
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>large spoilers on the back that looks like something boeing made for the 747
>body kits that make the car appear lower usually accented with chicken wire
Exactly what someone from my highschool had
Funny enough dude was asian
Stickers and all kek
That's too ironic
.urban chocolate mop
.urban french exit
Yooooo
Hi everyone
I had a fucking horrible sleep last night
might be good learn how 2 boogaloo
Nah fuck dat man
You think I'll be able to boogaloo with my tactical assault spoon?
That I still haven't told the cops about
britain: old muskets are ok but dont have blunt knives. germany: gun GUN GUN? GUUUUUUN here have a machette instead
I gotta make a musket at some point...
xD
but germany will sooner or late have an issue with machette crime. you can get them for 11 bucks at your local supermarket because they are considered gardening equipment
Is it true that britbongs in WWII used slingshots?
i know one used a bow
Depends what you mean by britbongs
You know you in the colonies have the army and the national guard, right?
The army is for fighting abroad and national guard defends the homeland
I mean all of them except the RAF
Well, we didnt have anything to spare for a national guard, when the time came we had to throw everything we had at Germany so that we could stop the Soviets going deeper into Europe
So instead we had something called the "Home guard"
Who were volunteers
And basically, they weren't given jack shit
One account of a home guard man goes as follows
"We were sent to guard a factory with broom handles. I took a knife from Ma's kitchen and stuck it on the end"
Fucking lol