Message from @ultrasmurf
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I'm a physicians assistant now
I’d consider it if the library wasn’t on the other side of town
Eapixally since campus is going the exact opposite way
Getting hired on was like three panel interviews
”If someone came in with a knife and started stabbing what would you do?” questions like that
What’s your answer
Subdue with a three hole punch
And say “it’s time you checked out.”
I think it’s more “make sure everyone safely evacuates”
Then go with the three hole punch
Nah
Meh
I'd do the three hole punch first lmao
It wasn't an actual question
So wait
But anyways
What's a three hole punch?
Shove a fist in his mouth, his ass, and his peehole?
Nah
It’s the best karate move
Google it, it's for making holes in paper
That
Nice
It’s a foot long chunk of metal
Oh those.
Good for an impromptu office weapon
you guys ever used nail clippers to shorten your teeth or just me?
Uhhh
I use sandpaper on mine
What
Yes
Your teeth grow?
No
Onlynrabbits
Oof.
Im the hybrid alex jones warned you about
Oh beauty
Oh no
.img pig monkey hybrid