Fuck off m8

Boy I wish I lived next to a library.

I worked at one for two years

NERD

Fuck tbag

It was like being a social worker and a cop

How so

You help homeless people and run AA meetings etc

I'll talk about it tomorrow

i go to the door and two blob monsters meet me at the door

Why the library?

sorry tyler called me

he’s angry

Don’t you have a community center or something

@TheBobinator good job after I got out of the military

I'm a physicians assistant now

I’d consider it if the library wasn’t on the other side of town

Eapixally since campus is going the exact opposite way

Getting hired on was like three panel interviews

”If someone came in with a knife and started stabbing what would you do?” questions like that

What’s your answer

Subdue with a three hole punch

And say “it’s time you checked out.”

I think it’s more “make sure everyone safely evacuates”

Then go with the three hole punch

Nah

Meh

I'd do the three hole punch first lmao

It wasn't an actual question

So wait

But anyways

What's a three hole punch?

Shove a fist in his mouth, his ass, and his peehole?

Nah

It’s the best karate move

Gun

Google it, it's for making holes in paper

That

Nice

It’s a foot long chunk of metal