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There's no way it's not photoshopped

Control c v looking bitches

i fell for the jewish smart tv meme, can i actually do something useful with it or is it just a worse way to watch jewtube and cuckflix?

Why the fuck are my earbuds suddenly causing my phone to have a tism fit and selecting any random app to open

if your earbuds have volume control buttons or something similiar that could be the cause

Its probably sandwiched between my jacket and body tbh

Have to hide them because wagie and my bluetooth one died the other day

@ihatetrainyards Nah, no point in smart TVs

God... what is wrong with that woman

@Duke of Txtspeak can they atleast play MKV files?

I don't even know what those are

But probably not

i know i can play video from usb but who the fuck uses mp4 in 2003+16

its a video container that can store multiple audio and subtitle tracks

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what did he mean by this

Life is pain

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My kids were right, my car does smell like farts

Could be worse

Mine smells like McDonald’s fries

I don’t even eat McDonald’s

My dads car smells like expired milk and mouldy shite

Gross

Well I have been ripping ass lately

@ultrasmurf PREPARE FOR THE TRAIN BOOT

Jk

Oh god oh fuck

I’m joking I was an MP

I investigated that shit

Speaking of shit, this is is a brutal smelling shit

What did you eat

He ate at churches chicken

And got dysentery from the fries

Lol no

I had Dino nuggets and Mac and cheese last night

woaaah dino nuggets

Dysentery nugs

My kid