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Who would win in a fight, a Skinwalker or Doomguy?

Reminder that Doomguy punches with the force of 667 tons and can run at 65 mph while the Skinwalker can shapeshift.

Doomguy's probably put up with a lot of shit like that, his superhuman christian senses would probably see straight through it.

This tbh

Yep.

About 6 pounds of my weight is uninvited bacteria

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Anal seepage??

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No like

Apparently some of your bodyweight is bacteria

And for a 200 pound man it's 6 pounds

Which means if you took all the unwanted bacteria off your body and lifted it, you could get ripped.

<:gib:540716154809876511> hey dudes

There's good bacteria too

Who

Yeah sorry I meant unwanted bacteria

The good ones are another category probably

@Och Are you a girl

No

Good

No girls allowed

15/F/USA

They got cooties

dont hit on me silly boys

Send me feet pics @Higura

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>don’t hit on me 🤮

As if <:keksico:643549918035836966>

🤮

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Shrek penis succ

here u go

bby

Toe beans

That's what they're called?

Toe beans?

Yes

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