We lost like 2 hours time because one of the wait staff kamikaze smashed a whole rack of glasses into the dishpit

Kaboof

One of my coworkers almost walked and quit twice tonight

The other one was puking all night and left early

Sounds about accurate

I have two zoomer shits who make me want to quit

They do no work and are 100% useless

The two dollar raise we got is nice, sure

But those fucks making 15 dollars for sitting on their asses all night is infuriating

Literally every time I see them, I have to yell at them to go do shit

My supervisor pay rate went up to 19.50 an hour, but I supervise so rarely

Beat them

Like the good old days

Didn’t know crabs like bananas

I should

Also it's cold as fuck

Crabs like bananas?

Thank God for hot clam chowder and and a grilled turkey and cheese

9 degrees atm

Wind-chill has it feeling like -10

Go out bare chested and show the world it can't fuck with you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufI0PTckUx8&feature=share

Cute

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Yknow

i wonder

.img fat crab

>mfw crabs cant get fat

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Yeah I fuck my animals because it's literally called husbandry, bigot

No it's called bestiality

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/599463837393092638/636135058805096462/unknown.png

Classic fed Jefferson

Kek

Nigga posted smut in feels

He just had a little tard moment after you guys convinced him he's a furry

...

I SUMMON MY POLITICAL PEOPLE