I have no guns

Pipe fittings are handy

Oh thought you could buy nerfed M14 clines

Only a bayonet and an uncomfortable amount of energy drinks

Clones

I have enough “prividen” to keep a whole squad up for a week straight

I need to buy some water today

Hope I can bargain with it

Damn

You can or you can kill

We really going to die

Naw

Society though

Maybe

I’m worried about heading north to family’s place because establishing supply lines will be a bitch if the Hutterites don’t want to trade

Also my mom is coming home from nam and I really hope we don’t have to have her self Quarantine because that means my family is fucked

I'm just screwed

Lucky

I currently have 3 rounds to my name <:feelsbadman:589929333074821140> <:AAAAA:531152976358801422>

Fuck

If the plauge wont hit till my 18 i'm going to buy a blackpowder gun asap

Pro tip use smokeless powder

...

you sure about that?

You sure you aint gonna

idk

No he's retarded

Blow up the fucking gun?

Use powderless smoke

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

Loaded now for service pistol

The plague is coming

Well, in Onionland we can buy only blackpowder guns without license

Prepare your immune systems

Bullets don’t stop viruses

But it might stop a chink

Based

Stops looters

>small cousin stabs his hand while peeling potatoes
>runs to my room and grabs my hand sanitizer
>squeezes all the bottle out on his hand

<:AAAAA:531152976358801422>

Hfw