Message from @Maj. Asshole
Discord ID: 535229931139891200
FINE, Mom!
I won't put it in Trash because I figure that's "Reserved" for NSFW
Good now *go buy sadmins patches*
Trash is trash
I try to, whenever I do go browse the store, the ones I want are sold out
because you guys are ravenous swarms
Imagine how I felt when Jack Donovan's "Start the World" patches sold out in five minutes
*Heh*, he gives jewmin money
Everyone likes money
Yeah
Giving it to somebody, despite the scarcity today, is a sign of love
or bribery
Sucky sucky five dorrar
Ching chong
You talk like that and I immediately understand that you'd graciously accept even a penny
of U.S. currency
buy 26 bowls of soup in Grorious Commie Land
I had a taco salad today and missed a chance to salad post.
I bring dishonor to my degenerates.
Already halfway through January and aint nobody had a salad yet smh
i don't post mine
I’m not trusting lettuce for a while
You ever just?
same
JUST
who was the dude who even nutted on the salad, I forgot
was it Dorch?
Yup
Also, who tf are you that you've been around this long
Eh I didn't talk much
I joined when I was in college like 2-3 years ago and just lurked mostly
but I remember that shit
That’s not something one forgets I imagine
I think he even ate it
Hot.
He did
And then milked the e-fame as far as he could
and then he jizzed on a dorito and ate it to try and get more e-fame
Christ
I have been arrested for racketeering.