Are we competing for gold in the pain olympics now?

my GF stumbled in because she's "never heard me laugh that hard" and now she's seen the extent of my sense of humor

show her my bleeding cockhole

I’m honestly tempted to make a rule saying no posting pictures of your dick

Can we upload each others dicks?

Was that not already a rule?

^^

Can we draw pictures of dicks?

can we say people *from* Texas are dumb?

Wait are we posting pictures of our dicks?

https://mobile.twitter.com/faeriefountain/status/1080670070869610497

Just no

Cheesy joke

I'm not sure if I want to import frog to my compound here in Sweden

He might fuck the toaster

@Autistic Frog Madlad

@Innaswamp

hey @Autistic Frog sent me that

AH

The blood aaaaaaa

Fuck

C E A S E

WHY IS THAT

😭

you get used to it

I just find this shit funny now

I think the Mason Jar guy broke me in that respect

I dont

what

please god tell me it's not what I think it is

He shoves a mason jar up his anus and it breaks

OH GOD IT IS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO GOD

It was *jarring*

Fucking kys

*right now*

Fart porn is hilarious

i think they guy shoving a screwdriver down is dick did it for me

I think the mason jar tops that honestly, you see the blood and glass fall out of his gaping maw