"Sir, I fucked your daughter in the ass"

*thats was the plan*

"Sir your daughter fucked me in the ass, turn around"

400 iq

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/319210478259929102/524753862448644097/QQ20170904023431.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oiXQZZxsjQ
This is the most horrific, yet compelling story I've found since reading The Rape of Nanking by Iris Chang

let me know if you have a slight change in mood

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

So I dont know who renamed me dick inna toaster

So

Imma just put this here

@Innaswamp

Fucking madlad

I forgot I had that toaster laying around ajd my drunk ass thought it was a good idea

@Stubbs you have been out done

@Sadmin I saw this and now so must you

I'll post 45 long cock again

Unless he toasts that shit he's got nothing

I turned the toaster on

Its turned on on the 2nd pic

I'm boutta do it

Do it

No balls

Naisu

YAMERO

You people are fucking retarded

In this *case* yes

Are we competing for gold in the pain olympics now?

my GF stumbled in because she's "never heard me laugh that hard" and now she's seen the extent of my sense of humor

show her my bleeding cockhole

I’m honestly tempted to make a rule saying no posting pictures of your dick

Can we upload each others dicks?

Was that not already a rule?

^^

Can we draw pictures of dicks?

can we say people *from* Texas are dumb?

Wait are we posting pictures of our dicks?

https://mobile.twitter.com/faeriefountain/status/1080670070869610497

Just no