Message from @CNA Bitchboi
Discord ID: 532902938759266324
She might be ugly but I bet she can suck your soul outta your dick, fat and ugly ones always can.
To make up for being, y'know, fat and ugly.
I’d rather have a mediocre bj from a pretty girl because at least she’ll be pretty
There is nothing on earth more disappointing than a mediocre blowjob.
Either blue balls you or is just not pleasurable
Find the middle ground
Or she fucking attacks your dick with her face, smashes it in to the back of her throat, you're in agony and she's sick to her stomach
Or teeth
You can at least coach a woman giving a mediocre blowjob on how to give a better one
Fuck funerals. Just cremate me and throw my ashes into the ocean or something
That's it man
Just turn my ashes into rock salt and shoot me at someone
And it best be a gif where the yeet guy screams yeet
Melt my hip screws into a gun frame for another Marine
Nigga might be promoted
And they're 3 6 inch stainless steel screws
Cost the navy a fortune to use stainless due to my nickel allergy
No. Better to have them be used for a tool or a gun
@Punished Ggnome thats pretty metal not gonna lie
It's in my U.S will too
Probably end up going to some sheriff fudd though knowing my luck
>They melt my hip screws into a Hi-point
How many of those u got
@Ho Lee Phuc 3, six inchers
Those.are.huge
I don't know how much metal that'd give
I should know as a smith lmao
But, I don't cause I've never seen em outside of me
He looks aged in the second one
lmfao
The strained smile of the WASP mother
Smile and optimism gone