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She might be ugly but I bet she can suck your soul outta your dick, fat and ugly ones always can.

To make up for being, y'know, fat and ugly.

I’d rather have a mediocre bj from a pretty girl because at least she’ll be pretty

There is nothing on earth more disappointing than a mediocre blowjob.

Either blue balls you or is just not pleasurable

Find the middle ground

Or she fucking attacks your dick with her face, smashes it in to the back of her throat, you're in agony and she's sick to her stomach

Or teeth

You can at least coach a woman giving a mediocre blowjob on how to give a better one

Fuck funerals. Just cremate me and throw my ashes into the ocean or something

That's it man

Just turn my ashes into rock salt and shoot me at someone

And it best be a gif where the yeet guy screams yeet

Melt my hip screws into a gun frame for another Marine

Why not into a rank insignia

Nigga might be promoted

And they're 3 6 inch stainless steel screws

Cost the navy a fortune to use stainless due to my nickel allergy

No. Better to have them be used for a tool or a gun

@Punished Ggnome thats pretty metal not gonna lie

It's in my U.S will too

Probably end up going to some sheriff fudd though knowing my luck

>They melt my hip screws into a Hi-point

How many of those u got

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyA4uerWbHs

@Ho Lee Phuc 3, six inchers

Those.are.huge

I don't know how much metal that'd give

I should know as a smith lmao

But, I don't cause I've never seen em outside of me