I was his first peace time surgery when he returned to OCONUS that he had, had in years

He had just got off IED trauma duty in Afganistan

@Punished Ggnome Not to change the subject too abruptly, but you never *did* explain how you went from crayon eater with a broken hip to banging a Swedish woman who is far taller than you, with more money than you.

It was an emergency surgery, my thigh bone nearly went into my lower intestine.

We met in a BF3 clan

We were just talking and FWB prior to me going USMC

You're taking the piss, surely.

She used to write me letters, and shit. I got smoked for em in boot due to perfume.

I got banged up, she was in NYC on vacation for fashion designer clothes.

She heard I got out and was in VA care.

She got a new plane ticket and flew down to check on me. My dumbass got lucky and hit it off with her from my hospital bed.

So that's when we began dating. She started dating me knowing I could be crippled for life.

Nice catch

Not to be rude, but that sounds like the plot of a teenage romance movie m8

She also made fun of my circumsized PP

romcom*

;-;

"What the fuck is that"

F for pp

😭

F

I saved it by helicoptering

I will never be that suave in my life again

Never

A classic method.

The three F's have struck

Farsalor, Fire, Frost. So now what?

I dunno.

We could post some bad bait somewhere I guess.

Was going to play the F-100D(eeze nuts) in WT.

>when you're not part of the 3 F's

Let us know how the Supersonic Catfish flies lad

Movin' to <#491045043633782784>. I'll tell you in there.

@Runes No girls allowed in the 3 F's

rip

We declare you Frunes

Faery Frunes instead of Gay Runes

I do decree this yeet

@FireRising The romcom doesn't bother me, my family and friends say it all the time

It's true though

How do we rename Runes Fire