My knee is the other ten

My knee is missing 20 percent cartiledge

Due to an ACL blowout

I also fought after I screwed my back up

The corps did the carrot and I was a niave country boi

Just turned 20

Had no life experience barring working with the retarded

They said "Take the honorable now, or we'll drag this out with your jag for another 12 months while you sit at P.I or your recruiting station, and you'll be gen sepped with no benefits."

Or rather, they tried doing the latter.

And my USN Doctor, a Lt.Cmdr, is the one who PEB'd me

He is the one who got me my honorable

So yes, fuck the Corps

He still takes my phone calls to this day, concerning my hip and its care.

He doesn't have to do that, he's a fucking Lt.Cmdr and I was just one patient he's had in his life.

He sounds like a solid bloke

I was his first peace time surgery when he returned to OCONUS that he had, had in years

He had just got off IED trauma duty in Afganistan

@Punished Ggnome Not to change the subject too abruptly, but you never *did* explain how you went from crayon eater with a broken hip to banging a Swedish woman who is far taller than you, with more money than you.

It was an emergency surgery, my thigh bone nearly went into my lower intestine.

We met in a BF3 clan

We were just talking and FWB prior to me going USMC

You're taking the piss, surely.

She used to write me letters, and shit. I got smoked for em in boot due to perfume.

I got banged up, she was in NYC on vacation for fashion designer clothes.

She heard I got out and was in VA care.

She got a new plane ticket and flew down to check on me. My dumbass got lucky and hit it off with her from my hospital bed.

So that's when we began dating. She started dating me knowing I could be crippled for life.

Nice catch

Not to be rude, but that sounds like the plot of a teenage romance movie m8

She also made fun of my circumsized PP

romcom*

;-;

"What the fuck is that"

F for pp

😭

F

I saved it by helicoptering

I will never be that suave in my life again

Never

A classic method.

The three F's have struck