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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/469659666562154496/547556359768375297/image0.png?

I'd do that

Imagine how smooth you could shave your own balls if you could do that

Imagine how little sway women would have over you if you could just suck your own dick too

Begone thot, you have no power over me

^^^^

I always thought like I'd be so much better at giving head than any woman bc I know what feels good

Sucking your own dick is gay

So is jacking your own dick

You’re literally touching a penis

Nice try deleting your shame

Touching your own penis isn't gay, but sucking on it or touching your asshole is.

Technically there's no difference, but spiritually there is.

https://binged.it/2NjgX72

Looks p straight to me

https://youtu.be/wq11vdt50BQ

Fuck the gay out of him I guess

https://i.imgur.com/HYnC40G.gifv

Does anyone have a warhammer 40k meme about the choclodex nougatstartes?

I have it... somehwere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdpg5nNp4hE

That would actually be a pretty good joke magnet

Original pls

Please don't

I'm not drunk enough to not remember this

I want Mountain Dew

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481939968277610516/548051450929086464/image0.jpg

is that a zipper on the crotch?

murr owo uwu