Call it horse soldier for a laff

there's a book called "war horse"

Yes

That’s half the joke

It’s essentially that but with cute centaur girls

It’s a “writefag steals the plot of something famous”

oof

Cool!

Actually centaurs would be great for lawrence of Arabia shit, or LRDG stuff

Would centaurs drive cars, or just walk everywhere? 🤔

Hmmmmmmmmm

Probably walk if i had to guess

But the main reason we drive is because its faster and its less tiring. That would still apply to horses right?

In the last chapter of monster musume they had a special airline seat for Cera

City life isn’t well suited to centaurs

*multiple people are typing*

Well, with roads limited to 60km/h, 40 km/h running isn

t too shabby

I suppose they'd take trains for long distance travel but otherwisejust walk

But image having to sprint every day to your office job

that seems a bit

silly

>Having an office job as a centaur

I mean I walk 4 klicks to work

Yeah, but there's bound to be some overweight/out of shape centaurs right?

According the Centaur's life, no

they would get fat shamed

Because they cant wipe their ass if they get too fat

People irl get fat shamed and dont wipe their ass, doesn't stop obesity.

Look, I'm jsut trying to get you thinking

not answer all the questions

welcome to the USA? I suppose?

We still haven't asnwered how lamias use the toilet

@Gray I kinda assume there is some of that inherent drive to move from the horse in their mind.

@Gray do not

that is for philosophy

Even a sedentary horse will adopt behaviors that keep it moving. Like pacing or weaving

just how do snakes poop anyway?