god fears florida

Florida Man scares everyone

invading florida is impossible

It's a swamp full of methed-up rednecks.

with guns

Might as well be fucking mars

lots and lots of guns

And squirrels

Florida is quite possibly the worst environment to invade on Earth.

Unironically

see what people fail to understand is this: our infrastructure along state borders is not to keep people out. It is to keep us in

I think most people are fine with that plan

mother nature sends us hurricanes and they are not strong enough to kill us

what does it say about invading a place mother nature has said "fuck this hell hole"

Florida is actually where God puts people before He sends them to Hell

Florida is the dirty, unwashed dong of America.

imagine weaponized florida man

Although if Hell has Gators, or even flaming Gators it'll be a hell of a ride

we can rape them all the same

Gurka-esque Florida Man special forces

I was thinking swamp cong

Movement in swamps, Island walk

Florida is wet Afganistan

and since we hate everyone we won't have collaborators

florida is hell

the land is weaponized, the people are hate filled, god has condemned it

Alexander the great could not take Florida

I don't think Alexander would want Florida

he could try

but the minute you tell floridians that tourists are coming all hell will break loose

we fucking hate snow birds and tourists

But what if the Tourist wants to make your state it's own nation and enslave those who resist

Of course the leader would have to swear fealty to Alexander but I'm imagining a Caesars Legion but with methed out Florida Men

Which is actually scarier

so we would be left alone, no more tourists, and no snow birds?

go on....

Florida's Legion

Jesus christ

Ave Miami

I have given you too many ideas already, I'm imagining you in 10 years in a Stink Ape toga sitting on a throne of bones controlling legions for an invasion of Georgia or Alabama