Message from @Innaswamp
Discord ID: 531548141200212003
Overall US military dominance isn't a jingoistic meme, it's a manifestly observable fact.
Yeah I'm not disputing that.
tfw military too scary and nobody wants to invade us 😦
I'm just saying U.S and other military forces overconfidence has hurt us/them traditionally.
Like I said, I agreed with almost everything you wrote.
People want to invade the U.S but it isn't realistic, except Florida, nobody wants to fight in Florida
god fears florida
Florida Man scares everyone
invading florida is impossible
It's a swamp full of methed-up rednecks.
with guns
Might as well be fucking mars
lots and lots of guns
And squirrels
Florida is quite possibly the worst environment to invade on Earth.
Unironically
see what people fail to understand is this: our infrastructure along state borders is not to keep people out. It is to keep us in
I think most people are fine with that plan
mother nature sends us hurricanes and they are not strong enough to kill us
Florida is actually where God puts people before He sends them to Hell
Florida is the dirty, unwashed dong of America.
imagine weaponized florida man
Although if Hell has Gators, or even flaming Gators it'll be a hell of a ride
we can rape them all the same
Gurka-esque Florida Man special forces
I was thinking swamp cong
Movement in swamps, Island walk
Florida is wet Afganistan
and since we hate everyone we won't have collaborators
florida is hell
the land is weaponized, the people are hate filled, god has condemned it
Alexander the great could not take Florida
I don't think Alexander would want Florida
he could try
but the minute you tell floridians that tourists are coming all hell will break loose
we fucking hate snow birds and tourists
But what if the Tourist wants to make your state it's own nation and enslave those who resist
Of course the leader would have to swear fealty to Alexander but I'm imagining a Caesars Legion but with methed out Florida Men
Which is actually scarier