So Jimmy is the leader of Swedish Democrats

Heja Jimmy roots him on

Jar tar jobbet means "I take the job."

I scream it with an Arabic accent sometimes

Rusjavlar is Russian scum or Russian negers or Russianbastards

Unlike US these guys still penetrate our border and sneak subs in our waters

Shit is tense like the cold war here again

And the muslims distract us

too bad we can't be friends

^

russkies dont like the muzzies either

I'd hate muzzies too after Chechnya

They want Gotland

That's the tldr

You are now caught up on 5 centuries of Swede politics

You are all big brain boys now

*GOTLAND BELONGS TO DA NORDS INTENSIFIES*

Visby had Russian cannon shot in her walls

Fuck you rusjavlar

Nobody here knows bjorkspeak you fucking snow nigger

Rusjavlar. Danskjavlar. Norgejavlar

Just treat it like calling people the nword

I know that's the joke

F

Not being a rational skepdick has damaged your brain my dude

It's okay

I just wanna defend sverige from Muslim horde in my lifetime

Then witness cowabunga and USA balkans

the cowabunga heard 'round the world

God fuck what a single grenade in that crowd would have done

Sorry, creeper, because I mean in minecraft

but the government would never do that

those are all red herrings planted by <:happymerchant:263435754779312130>

Alexandria Ocasio Cortez released her manifesto. She literally wants to ban airplanes and replace them with high speed trains.

Socialists "progressing" towards the 1800s.

What

Wait, seriously?

Also wants to ban all combustion engines within 10 years and nuclear reactors are not part of her "zero carbon emmisions" plan.

Can she be any more of a parody