Crazy flip

oh

Calzone dildo eh?

Man you really know how to pick em

I wouldn't be surprised.

Maybe she's gonna go airtight with calzones while double fisting them all over her tits?

I'd watch that

I'd rather not think about that lmao

Well now it's in your head and you have to

I want the xm1 so I can be made of glass but fast abrams

It's shit don't bother

Did you ever hear the tragedy of King Tiger the heavy? I thought not. It's not a story the Panzerwaffe would tell you. It's a Wehraboo legend. King Tiger was a Heavy Tank of the Wehrmacht, so Armored and so deadly he could use his cannon to influence the 88mm shells to Burn Shermans... He had such an unnecessary amount of armor that he could even keep the ones who crewed him, from dying. The German tank design theory is a pathway to many monstrosities some consider to be under powered. What happened to him? He became so up-armored and heavy... the only thing he was afraid of was destroying his transmission, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his adversaries everything he knew, then his adversaries copied the good parts of his design after the war. It's ironic he could save others from damage, but not himself.

- stolen from someone

>All these fags whining about German and USA trees

Try being a Brit tree player bitches

And having to needle the enemy to death one orange crew member at a time with APDS

Whilst you have almost no armour to take return fire

And when you do you cant angle because your flank gets overmatched by autocannons

And your slow going forwards and even slower back

>playing fv4005

Sure way to lose lions

Tho with my experience with brits is to hull down and try to snipe anything from 2km with needles

Thats pretty much it

Yeah, the repair costs are insane. You hit BV 6 and basically empty your lions wallet if you get hit before knocking out 4 - 5 tanks and capping the base.

Playing brits is just a waste of lions in high teir

At the end of a good game you are still short like 2k cuz ammo comrade

Oh my god, it's almost like British tanks were fucking garbage

And that's why literally nobody else followed their retarded design ideology.

Be glad they didn't model the horrible accuracy, petal jamming, and tumbling of APDS

The British are fucking mongoloids

Trying to defend British tanks, lmao

>Fucking mongoloids
>Centurion (A Medium tank designed in 1944 and built in 1945 and updated many times since) was capable of easily out performing the Abrahams under operational conditions until a few years back.
>Challenger can shrug off slavshit AP from point blank (know this because I talked to a tank commander who was in the gulf, his tank was ambushed at pb and the slavic shot bounced)
>British tech used in most Western tanks
But if your on about WW2 designs then yeah, that was retarded

The Chally is the slowest, least useful MBT in the western world.

It's good for defense

>Cruisers
>Infantry
>Light
It was a bad idea from the start

And at the same time tougher than any other tank in the world so far.

Also >gulf
So he got shot by training shells

What's actually impressive is the Chally that got hit like 29 times by various RPGs including RPG-29's AND A MILAN, and got knocked out because *the driver slipped in to a ditch on accident*

That said, you have to understand our philosophy with tanks, we are/were until recently gearing up to fae the soviet hordes and the general idea was to sit back hull down and pick them off at range

Oh shit yeah, that one

*How did I forget*