Yeah they saw a small red mark on my arm and scheduled a dermatologist for 3 months out

I almost couldn't piss at MEPS, that was about my only trouble

But yeah, ~~~ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH~~~ *lie your ass off*

Except with any criminal portions

Nah, I told em I didn't smoke pot or drink

Or anything tbh

It's easier to remember "I've never smoked it," than "I've only smoked it once," and having to remember that the rest of your career/get a waiver

Just don't have a heart issue and lie about it or some shit

Cause then your retarded ass gonna stroke out, go to RSP (recruit separation platoon,) and some poor PEB Marine is gonna be stuck handling your retarded ass while he waits on getting out

RHUs are shit

RHU?

Reception Holding Unit, probably the same as your RSP

Yeah are they above or near receiving?

Basically all your retard recruits go there

Failure to adapts, pot smokers, lying fuckwits

Or medical

Broken recruits

Yeah we had some poor fucks who passed hearing at MEPS, failed at P.I

Depends how broken in the USMC

If it's someone who enlisted and they discover the have cancer on day two, they get discharged with no benefits

If a guy has a fucking heart attack in the crucible, he's getting PEB'd same as a fleet Marine

(Physical evaluation board.)

We go through the same thing more or less but if you're broken enough you couldn't stay with your platoon

That's MRP

Male/Medical recovery Platoon

Those are the guys who get dropped, recycle to another platoon

If they can't, they eventually hit RSP after four or five times

Want to know the worst part? I was sent out over a sleep disorder in Basic

We have the same thing

Honestly I wish they would've segregated the platoon through gender

One of the girls was recycled over sexual harassment shit

SHARPed out the ass

We had D.I's getting fake sharp complaints in '14

I'm sure it has only gotten worse with female infantry

We had one DS SHARP a recruit

That was a blast

Or DI for you

The female D.Is were nasty too

Bunch of fucking lesbians

100%