Message from @Punished Ggnome
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I love it
Yeah so did we until the owner legit sprayed him with a hose and tossed dish soap on him and told him to take a shower or never come back.
He never came back
hahahhaaha
Who would win
One hobby loving stinker
Or one soapy boi
He was shit too
Relied entirely on XV-88s and Fire Warriors and got legit commiesadface whenever he lost
Tell him to get a real hobby
Like leatherworking
Where he can tan the leather and get real stinky
He hasn't come back
Last time he was around was almost 2 years ago
Banished to the stink zone
Basically
No
He's moved on
To Smash Bros tourney
We don't have those here
Except for at conventions and the conventions already have hygiene rules
You could do it
But they don't
And the tourneys at cons aren't even that professional. 70% of the time it's 2 friends going up there for fun
I really wanna know why 40k attracts smelly bois
And no, they're easily reinforced coz you agree to them when you pay for admission and get your ticket.
Also I dunno
Looked a tau player dead in eye and asked if he showers.
I've noticed that the proprietary factions that smelly bois play are Xenos. Dark Eldar, Tau, and Orks seem to attract a good bit of smellybois
Anything not IM
Though there are the *old* smellybois
Who play RT models
Or old smellybois that play WYSIWYG tournament rules where if you don't have it modeled in your army/troops, you don't have it
I’ve never encountered that breed yet
So if your guardsment don't actually have grenades on their belts, you can't use grenades
I've met one person like that and I refused to play with him
It's really fucking gay
Biggest gay is taking a hobby game seriously
Well there's a line between taking it seriously and taking it too seriously
I had guy in tears basically when his knight castellan tried to kill my chaos lord and only did 1 wound
That’s too serious