Kill team is the best thing that has happened to the hobby besides specialist games. Change my mind

You can't

The only thing better than 40k is deep striking your tau opponent's mom in bed

Don't you mean your Tau opponent's dad? If Tau players had Mom's they wouldn't be playing Tau.

We got a tau player at our store who legit stinks like a fish

Bet his moms ass gives you stink dick too

But you'd still do it

You fucking degen

Digging the new name Magos

I love it

Yeah so did we until the owner legit sprayed him with a hose and tossed dish soap on him and told him to take a shower or never come back.
He never came back

hahahhaaha

Who would win

One hobby loving stinker

Or one soapy boi

He was shit too

Relied entirely on XV-88s and Fire Warriors and got legit commiesadface whenever he lost

Tell him to get a real hobby

Like leatherworking

Where he can tan the leather and get real stinky

He hasn't come back

Last time he was around was almost 2 years ago

Banished to the stink zone

Basically

No

He's moved on

To Smash Bros tourney

We don't have those here

Except for at conventions and the conventions already have hygiene rules

The thing is those rules are so hard to enforce

You could do it

But they don't

And the tourneys at cons aren't even that professional. 70% of the time it's 2 friends going up there for fun

I really wanna know why 40k attracts smelly bois

And no, they're easily reinforced coz you agree to them when you pay for admission and get your ticket.

Also I dunno

Looked a tau player dead in eye and asked if he showers.

I've noticed that the proprietary factions that smelly bois play are Xenos. Dark Eldar, Tau, and Orks seem to attract a good bit of smellybois

Anything not IM

Though there are the *old* smellybois

Who play RT models