Found the aldnoah

Now he's coming back, for us, in the form of a mediocre mech anime

Since the lizardmen didn't understand Earth warfare, that explains the strings of bad decisions

Rommel found out they were lizardmen so they had him kill himself

No that would be the German autism.

Goering was fat because he ate jew children

Rommel got tired of being a tard wrangler.

Or the first guy aliens make contact with is some master troll that convinces them to wear Nazi armbands to their meeting with the eu

Thus, Hitlerians

Syndicate me, tbs

I honestly hope that /x/ thread where they said "Fuck off Space Niggers we're full" turns out to be first contact.

Y'know, I wish Rommel hadn't died because honestly I'd love to have seen what he'd do throughout the war.

And then be able to talk to the man afterwards

@FireRising that would be hilarious

I'm bummed because Otto Carius died a few years ago

I'd like to have a glass of brandy with rommel

Like just pick his brain

Just see what kind of man it was that inspired such fanatical loyalty among his men

Not to burst your bubble because that *would* be cool as shit, but what makes you think Rommel would talk with a lad like you or I?

And could keep them fighting even in such shitty conditions as the ass-end of the Afrika campaign

Like that guy would be a fucking busy man.

tbh most WWII vets lived very quiet lives

He could spend his days talking with *important* people, not autistic plebs like us.

A lot of them settled down in little nowhere towns

Like big names

What choice will he have once he's in the room with us?

Hartmann, Doenitz, Knispel, Carius...

Assuming time travel shenanigans or after the war ofc

I fear for the day one of you figures out how to talk to the dead. No corpse could hope to rest in peace again.

I want to rise Wilhelm on June 4

June 4th Tiananmen Square

Scare the shit out of the loyalists that hang by his mausoleum every year

I think June 4

Might be July

Yeah June

Y'know a nother guy i'd like to talk to?

Rudel

Fucking mad lad in a stuka

IIRC he got triple ace with the fat gal

And ~2500 ground kills

I love how well respected the old Wehrmacht legends were even in the 80's Bundeswehr.