Message from @FireRising
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That's not how this works
GAY FROGS
That's not how any of this works Alex
Stop. Eat a Snickers.
I'M HOT BLOODED
I'M A REAL HUMAN BEAN
You're not you when you're hungry.
RRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Alex
Alex please
We're worried about you
Now i want to see Nazi aliens on the history channel
Hitler didn't die, but he escaped to Mars
Turns out the nazis were lizardmen
Found the aldnoah
Now he's coming back, for us, in the form of a mediocre mech anime
Since the lizardmen didn't understand Earth warfare, that explains the strings of bad decisions
Rommel found out they were lizardmen so they had him kill himself
No that would be the German autism.
Goering was fat because he ate jew children
Or the first guy aliens make contact with is some master troll that convinces them to wear Nazi armbands to their meeting with the eu
Thus, Hitlerians
Syndicate me, tbs
I honestly hope that /x/ thread where they said "Fuck off Space Niggers we're full" turns out to be first contact.
Y'know, I wish Rommel hadn't died because honestly I'd love to have seen what he'd do throughout the war.
And then be able to talk to the man afterwards
@FireRising that would be hilarious
I'm bummed because Otto Carius died a few years ago
I'd like to have a glass of brandy with rommel
Like just pick his brain
Just see what kind of man it was that inspired such fanatical loyalty among his men
Not to burst your bubble because that *would* be cool as shit, but what makes you think Rommel would talk with a lad like you or I?
And could keep them fighting even in such shitty conditions as the ass-end of the Afrika campaign
Like that guy would be a fucking busy man.
tbh most WWII vets lived very quiet lives
He could spend his days talking with *important* people, not autistic plebs like us.
A lot of them settled down in little nowhere towns
Like big names
What choice will he have once he's in the room with us?
Hartmann, Doenitz, Knispel, Carius...