It’s not about how tall you are. It’s all about penis length everybody knows that.

now that's confidential

just saying my height isn't a really big deal, but telling you the size of my schlong is already two parameters and it means that i can be tracked down easily

not only that, but having a dick means you're male, so you have three parameters out in the public

you gotta stay undercover when tactically /operating/

Hah true.
Actually I wish I was a little taller, as it would make my job easier, but otherwise I’m fine with it.

@MAC21500 That's my secret

I'm always angry

I have come to accept my height, I actually like being 5'5

I know I was once the chad 5'6 however

You know the sad part about that photo is?

Manlets get rekt

The black Marine is dead

I broke a bone in my back that probably shortened me a couple inches heh but I’m full manlet at 5’4

KIA or car accident/some shit

3 dudes I went thru basic with have gotten killed by car crashes so far

Damn sorry to hear that.

Mold

fuckin black barracks mold?

Black mold behind the barracks wall in Oki Japan. Infected his lungs, caused them to shut down he went into a coma.

christ

He got discharged after beating the coma in under a month/the infection in the lungs, it crossed over to his heart.

VA didn't get him a heart on time.

He died due to a waiting list.

"adequate housing" strikes again

Legit shit like that has to occur so the Marines can get more funding for housing

Now there is a new barracks there

And Marines rejoice, I bet none stationed there even know why a new building got made now

We lost our naturalized mexican to a car crash though Nova

Some ridiculous high speed crash into a tractor trailer with a motorcycle

He was pasted

had one korean dude, he swerved to miss a couch on the road and went head on into a semi on the freeway

no survivors

Jesus

Glad you knew it was black mold

This shit is a bigger problem then the military lets on

he drove like ass before that we were telling him he was gonna get killed

Back when the five branches had their own carpenters, own plumbers, etc - this shit never happened

The dumbest choice ever was to lend out the chow halls/dfacs to civvies and the trade jobs to PMC/contractors

Or worse, when overseas to the locals for a few dollars

oh dude that shits in base housing in southern bases